What a fucking waste of an outfit
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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