So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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