You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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