last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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