1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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