On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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