how can u be prego again
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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