no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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