I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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