Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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