fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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