i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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