so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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