I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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