I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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