I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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