Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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