my phone needs a breathalizer
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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