It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She told me I should be a condom model.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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