WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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