Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
My friends, they love my intelligence
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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