What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
did you just send me my own nude
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
