pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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