after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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