"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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