the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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