first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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