But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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