Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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