stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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