dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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