I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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