this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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