hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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