Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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