ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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