I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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