Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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