you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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