Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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