Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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