I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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