i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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