Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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