I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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