you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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