idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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