well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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