at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Come share oat with me in your robe
We're too hungover to prance.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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