ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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