hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Someone came in the potted fern
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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