i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards