So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
