Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Floor bacon is actually really good
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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