p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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