Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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