Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He kissed a someone with a penis
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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