Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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