Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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